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I couldn't resist.
Hell Ian, you just got there first, this site is full of smart asses waiting to pounce 
A real common one around here is A/C evaporator condensation puddles. We have so much dry heat there is usually no condensation that makes it to the pavement so when the monsoon season starts (like right now) the humidity increases, and so do the panicked drivers wondering what that "leak" is. 
Contra todo mal, mezcal; contra todo bien, también
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