Don't feel embarrassed, I took a just bought new BMW 320i in once, because something was leaking on the front passenger side wheel. The shop sent a guy out front, he stuck his finger in the fluid, smelled it, shook his head and informed me a dog had pissed on my wheel. I never lived that down at that dealership, so, you're not alone.


Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. H. L. Mencken