A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said:"You are obsessed with eating.You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mum, Ann:"Your obsession is with money.It manifests itself in your children's names, Penny, Goldie and Frank."
He turned to the third Mum, Joyce:"Your obsession is alcohol.This too shows itself in your children's names:
Brandy and Sherry.You even called the cat, "Whisky"
He then turned to the fourth Mum June:"Your obsession is with flowers.Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy."
At this point, the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly got up,took her little boy by the hand and whispered:...........
"Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about.Let's pick up Fanny and Willy and go home."
funny all the same.