JB,

Glad to hear the bags FINALLY showed up.(albeit a little LATE)

NOT SO GLAD to hear of your newfound gender-confusion that has evidently surfaced!!!

WAIT A MINUTE! They DIDN'T happen to deliver LUCY LIU's luggage in error to you, DID THEY...and it brought back "CERTAIN DESIRES" in the interim???!!!

THOSE D*MN AIRLINES!!!!

Cheers,
Dwight
(I mean...I've heard of the phenomenon of a Harley rider trapped inside the body of a Triumph rider....but THIS IS RIDICULOUS)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)