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Actually Dwight that's not how they did it. They collected all the chess club and debate teem members in the gym, stenciled DODGE on their foreheads and while the paint was still wet they began the game.
As a former chess club member I must protest....... and point out it is teAm not teem..... lol
Not surprised I misspelled team, while you were in class learning to spell correctly, I was in the gym working on my lethal dodge ball arm and accuracy.
Why do you think I am hiding behind the couch.
I got that. 
The "DODGE" ball is clever advertising, it's obvious, but still clever.
It is sad so many school districts have outlawed dodge ball, like most contact sports it teaches that life can be sometimes brutal and unfair. The game normally starts with the jocks culling the herd, so that in the end there are two jocks going man to man. But, think back, how many times did it turn out to be a jock against a non-jock and who did the sideline go ape sh-t cheering for? And the few times the non-jock won, think how satisfying it was for EVERYONE. Like Bill Murry says in "Caddy Shack", "unbelievable, it's a Cinderella story". 
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
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