I was riding one day with a couple of buddies with harleys, and we were all wearing helmets. We stopped at a gas station, and this yocal popped out of a pickup truck, and said "helmets? Ain't no helmets on a harley!" We looked at him and laughed, said "WHAT?!" and he repeated, "you can't wear a helmet on a harley!" When we asked why not he just repeated his mantra. It's been a running joke between us for a couple years now.
