OH YEAH! I've got a TON of them there SUPERSTITIOUS little buggers.
1-NEVER assume that that jerk cager who's about to make that left-turn in front of you...SEES YOU.
2-NEVER assume that that jerk cager who's about to lane changes into YOUR lane has looked back into his BLIND SPOT.
3-NEVER assume that that "new guy" who has just returned to motorcycling after a long absence from the sport and has just bought that beautiful spanking new Heritage Softtail, knows the first freakin' thing about stayin' alive out there.
4-NEVER assume that that kid who's just bought that 750 Suzuki Gixxer as his first bike EVER, isn't of the same mind as that middle-aged Harley rider mentioned above.
I've got A LOT more, if ya'd care ta listen, but I JUST DON'T want to RILE UP those nasty little GREMLINS out there or have them send any bad MOJO my way.
Cheers,
Dwight
(I THINK you understand my FEARS here)
