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(The same goes for "First underwear, THEN pants."



That is only if your name is not Madona.

Bike bells, always mounted toward the front of the bike and only if given to you.

Green bikes are bad luck unless you are a member of the Vagos.

Always get on/off the bike from the right side. If, for some reason, the bike falls over, you can catch it if it goes to the right, the sidestand will catch it if it goes to the left.

Don't think about crashing or you will.

Don't ride somebody else's bike, don't loan out your bike. A spare bike kept for such a purpose is excepted under dire circumstances.

Same as above for tools.

Same as above for weapons.

Stop and help if someone needs it. If you deliberatly don't, expect bad carma things to happen.

It's good to talk to your bike as long as it doesn't talk to you.

Talk nice to your bike and look after it and it will look after you.

Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python