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...The bird took off before I could get her insurance information.





Well Larry, you do realize that IF that pheasant had an insurance policy with someone, it's a pretty good bet that it's with Mutual Of Omaha!

(...'cause it's part of the...ahem..."Wild Kingdom", ya know!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)