During the last presidential campaign John Doe was giving a speech in Asheville in late October. His 'advance' people didn't do their homework. They had set Mr. Doehad had a podium set up on Heywood Street in front of the Civic Center.
The place and time they selected were spectacular in their ineptitude.
About 2 minutes into his spiel John found himself lf fully engulfed by Asheville's annual Zombie Walk. They had placed themselves directly in the path of an irresistible mob of the undead. Scores of 'zombies', in full stagger and moan, streamed around the podium as his collective security engaged in mass pants defecation.
It was classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgSpVf3QY1Q
