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Um, unless the masticating gentleman was already dead, he's just a plain old cannibal, not a zombie.
Every party has a pooper!  ,that's why we invited you.Party pooper!
You are no fun, how do you know he wasn't already dead? 
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
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