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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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There's a recent update to this story, Mac. According to Miami Police, the perp has now been identified as Elmer Donner IV, who had just moved to Florida from the high country of the California Sierra Nevada mountains. (...now, you don't suppose...naaaah, it COULDN'T be, now could IT?!) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Is that Donner or Dommer? 
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 Yeah, actually Mac, I suppose it could be either one, huh?!  (...though that would've been "Dahmer" of course...STILL close enough to be funny, though!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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I knew I spelled it wrong, just couldn't remember and too lazy to look it up. 
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Um, unless the masticating gentleman was already dead, he's just a plain old cannibal, not a zombie.
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Um, unless the masticating gentleman was already dead, he's just a plain old cannibal, not a zombie.
Every party has a pooper!  ,that's why we invited you.Party pooper!
You are no fun, how do you know he wasn't already dead?
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Yeah John! OR, at the very least, how do ya know George A. Romero wasn't around there at that very moment with his film crew, HUH?!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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If he was already dead, they REALLY buried the lead on that story...  
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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And we all know that zombies are cooler than cannibals...
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And we all know that zombies are cooler than cannibals...
But, cannibals dress better and can dance, although I hate stereotyping.
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I call BS on your casting aspersions on the zombie's ability to dance... Exhibit A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iRWOnoWFh4
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And we all know that zombies are cooler than cannibals...
But, cannibals dress better and can dance, although I hate stereotyping.
let me present Exhibit B
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSCJJkFgt_w
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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You call that dancing? #EPICFAIL
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You call that dancing? #EPICFAIL
That's the problem with stereotyping, there is always a contradiction to the rule. Micheal Jackson was talented, although in the end we found out that he actually was a zombie.
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I was showing cannibals that can't dance or dress well 
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And here's some zombies that can dress and play well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5IRI4oHKNU
Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse
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And here's some zombies that can dress and play well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5IRI4oHKNU
Blast from the past! 
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Love those Zombies, but they appear a little stiff?
"It's not what I say that's important, it's what you hear" Red Auerbach
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Love those Zombies, but they appear a little stiff?
Well John, they ARE a bunch of white boy Zombies there, remember!
(...so what did ya expect???)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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You are no fun, how do you know he wasn't already dead?
Whether he was dead or not, I was told by a cop buddy of mine that they couldn't stop the guy by shooting him in the body; he kept coming. Only when they shot him in the head did he stop.
That's not the only zombie in the news lately. Here's a story from the UK a few weeks ago about a zombie hamster that's going to bite someone and start the apocalypse: Zombie Hamster
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"...To them, I'm just a screaming ball of noise."
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News came out today from the Miami coroner that the face eater did not have any bath salts in his system--only a small amount of pot. I don't know about you, but all the potheads I've ever known have always been pretty mellow. So either something is up, or that was one bad case of the munchies.
This news of no bath salts means that the Zombie Apocalypse is back on. Lock and load gentlemen.
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News came out today from the Miami coroner that the face eater did not have any bath salts in his system--only a small amount of pot. I don't know about you, but all the potheads I've ever known have always been pretty mellow. So either something is up, or that was one bad case of the
munchies.
This news of no bath salts means that the Zombie Apocalypse is back on. Lock and load gentlemen.
Maybe he wanted some meat with his "veg"?? Sorry, I know its a bit... 
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Hornady makes special ammo, just for Zombies. I bought some for the collector aspect and err, just in case. web page
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During the last presidential campaign John Doe was giving a speech in Asheville in late October. His 'advance' people didn't do their homework. They had set Mr. Doehad had a podium set up on Heywood Street in front of the Civic Center. The place and time they selected were spectacular in their ineptitude. About 2 minutes into his spiel John found himself lf fully engulfed by Asheville's annual Zombie Walk. They had placed themselves directly in the path of an irresistible mob of the undead. Scores of 'zombies', in full stagger and moan, streamed around the podium as his collective security engaged in mass pants defecation. It was classic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgSpVf3QY1Q
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Hey Smokey
Why are you always ranting your liberal slant on things? This about the tenth time you have done this, your a Liberal Democrat, we get it. Take it over to the Politico and spout your BS. You have been warned and deleted by John, before, he may be gone, but the effin' rules are the same. Don't like it? Start your own forum or STFU.
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Hey Smokey
Why are you always ranting your liberal slant on things? This about the tenth time you have done this, your a Liberal Democrat, we get it. Take it over to the Politico and spout your BS. You have been warned and deleted by John, before, he may be gone, but the effin' rules are the same. Don't like it? Start your own forum or STFU.
How exactly did you get a political slant out of that other than referring to her advance team being inept? I thought the topic was zombies? Did you fail to see the zombies? You should read more carefully.
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During the last presidential campaign Sarah Palin was giving a speech in Asheville in late October. Her 'advance' people didn't do their homework. They had set Ms. Palin had a podium set up on Heywood Street in front of the Civic Center.
The place and time they selected were spectacular in their ineptitude.
About 2 minutes into her spiel Sarah found herself fully engulfed by Asheville's annual Zombie Walk. The had placed themselves directly in the path of an irresistible mob of the undead. Scores of 'zombies', in full stagger and moan, streamed around the podium as her collective security engaged in mass pants defecation.
It was classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgSpVf3QY1Q
You tried to slip it in there but read what you posted and it definately has a liberal slant.I agree you need to stop.
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smokey just go back and remove any comments you posted that .. Sarah Palin made.. and make just about the Zombie's ..and then they can't ****** about it... easy....... Ed 
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smokey just go back and remove any comments you posted that ..
Sarah Palin made.. and make just about the Zombie's ..and then they can't ****** about it...
easy.......
Ed
Done. If anything ever showed the absurdity of their whining that was it.
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OH! So NOW it's "JOHN DOE", eh Chet???!!!  DUDE! I'll have you know I LOVE that old Frank Capra directed movie starring Gary Cooper and Barbara Stanwyck!!! And so, IF you would be so kind, PLEASE now find ANOTHER name to replace the one you replaced THAT ONE with, OKAY???!!! (...boy, you SURE know how to step on EVERYONES' toes around here, DON'T YA DUDE???!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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smokey just go back and remove any comments you posted that ..
Sarah Palin made.. and make just about the Zombie's ..and then they can't ****** about it...
easy.......
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Done. If anything ever showed the absurdity of their whining that was it.
Can't do it without a jab.
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We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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Can't do it without a jab.
Yeah, I KNOW, huh Ian!
Don't ya just HATE people that seem to have that inclination...something of which I ALWAYS attempt to steer clear of around here, of course!
(...hey, I said "ATTEMPT" there, NOT that I always succeed in, of course!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Well, as long as we're at it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k
Considerin' the lastest track this thread has taken, I gotta say that that was a PERFECT video clip to add here, Larry!
(...and this, as you know, is comin' from a life-long Democrat here, ol' buddy!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Wait, is that Doe or DOH?
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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Let it go, Chet...please let it go. I mean I'll bet even PALIN knows enough to wear a HELMET whenever she's ridin' a motorcycle! (...not to mention I'll bet she EVEN has the good sense and taste enough to ride one that's NOT loud enough so that it won't wake up every freakin' zombie within half a freakin' mile RADIUS!!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Smokey, I'm not a progressive, as defined now days, and I like Mrs. Palin, she has never hurt anyone, but, I think it would be funny for her to give an address in the middle of a zombie parade. The advance team was questionable, but they probably thought they would insure local coverage. A U-Tube vid would be a hoot, regardless of affiliation. I'm a partisan and I say, "No Foul".
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