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Well, as soon as my wife lets me that is





Never having been a hero, I am in no way an expert on wives but here's what I think would help, Ron:

Print out several pictures of the bird - place them in a prominent place - stare at them for hours - sigh 200 times a day - act depressed - visibly start getting the shakes - talk to yourself ...

You know what I mean ...


Bedouin. Blessed are those eyes that have seen more roads than any man! (Homer).