Well Eddie, if you want the answer to THAT, then MY suggestion is that you TEXT a couple of 'em that question...'cause from what I'm seein' nowadays, THAT'S the ONLY freakin' way they COMMUNICATE anymore!!!

(...seems the idea of audible transmission of thoughts is now much too "old school" for 'em TOO, let ALONE the idea of all that "appearance stuff")

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)