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I guess that will remain the capital blunder of all VP history.
Um, at least he didn't ask a cripple to stand up and be recognized!
That reminds me of a kid that works under me. He has palsy or something like that. Another associate was looking at free doughnuts they put out for us and asked me if I thought they were OK. I saw the kid with palsy eating one and asked him if they tasted good. He said to me without skipping a beat,"They taste OK but look what they did to me." I about fell over laughing. He is a good kid and makes me laugh a lot.
My invalid ( can we use that word anymore ) friends I've been honor to have over my life have been the most inspirational. When ever I get down or have a setback I think of them, I smile and realize what a p-ssy I'm being. 
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
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