I had one today.An old fella.
"what year is it?""Oh they're still making them?" I had a Tiger 90 in 1951"

Unfortunately it's always the old blokes.
Never sexy young ladies
As someone else said our bikes are "Geezer magnets"

Dinosaur.

"Oh Man I only ride 'em.I don't know what makes 'em work". Donald "Oddball" Sutherland

"Don't let the bastards get you down". Kris Kristofferson

"I am only paranoid because everyone is against me". Larry [Frank Burns] Linville