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this proves that drunk driving is the answer to surviving car crashes.



Yeah, it sometimes seems that way, doesn't it Tom?!



Some truth to that, they stay relaxed instead of tensing up.



Actually Ian, according to German Chancellor Otto von Bismarck[1815-1898], this issue might be much less physiologically science based and much more a matter of providential decree, when he famously remarked: "God looks after fools, drunkards and the United States of America."

(...but then again, I'm not so sure that that old freakin' Kraut meant that in the most complimentary manner?!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)