Oh, come on John El Capitan. Yall act like all I ever do is cause trouble. I been playin nice for a while now. I'm hurt that yall still think I'm a bad boy after all this time.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
