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I don't believe there is any such thing as a maintenance free motorcycle.


I know of 1! I heard that Barbara Streisand bought an HD Softail and set it in her livingroom for a decoration. Only maintenance it ever got was an occasional dusting by the maid.
I guess you could call it the ultimate trailer queen.

Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python