"an tea!"

I love it, Bryn!

But you'll have to remember that Ed Norton (he's the skinny one there...actor Art Carney) wasn't supposed to be the sharpest knife in the ol' drawer on the old "Honeymooners" sitcom, and that's why he says "a apple".
But then again you know how those Yanks have always butchered the language, don't cha?!

(...and now back to our program: "The Coffee, and hopefully Tea Maker of the FUTURE"!)