Being as we're having fun, I'm going to base this on my total lack of Greek/Latin education and being too idle to search

Homosapien = Thinking Man

Motosapien = Thinking Motorcycle

So how about

Motohomo or Homomoto. Roughly = Motorcycle man?

Or, Homosapienmoto = Motorcycle thinking man?

Just to clarify, homo meaning man, NOT gay

Too old to die young, too ugly to leave a good looking corpse