Now things are getting interesting.

When I was a teen I would look up the funniest names in the phone book to crank call.

Come to think of it....karma may have gotten me. I was biten on the ear by a fella with a funny name.


I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe