Its not that fantastic of a tale, even though the story is almost unbelievable. If it weren't for the scare tissue on my ear I wouldn't want to believe it myself.
I was working (construction) when a drugged out fellow by the name of Richard Hurts jumped at me and bit me on the ear. Very much like a zombie movie scene.

I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe