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Knock-Knock 
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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06 America 904
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Re: Knock-knock
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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"Lighten up, Francis."
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Re: Knock-knock
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Should be Riding
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this joke better have me lmfao for all the trouble it is 
Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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Fine, Howie you?  (it's better when spoken)
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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Do, or do not...There is no try.'- Master Yoda
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Geez, this is a tough audience. 
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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that was funnier'n hammered poodle poop.
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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"Got the wind in my face the road goes on for miles...."
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Knock-knock!
Sorry, NO ONE'S HOME!
And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
J. Prine
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Fe Butt
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Quote:
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Knock-knock!
Sorry, NO ONE'S HOME!
No, MAN! It's ME, DAVE! Let me in, man!!!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Worn Saddle
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A word to the wise is not necessary. It is the stupid ones who need the advice.
Pat
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Listen man, don't answer the phone man, even if it's me calling do not answer the phone!
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Who's there? 
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Geez, what cabin fever does to people!!! 
"Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools because they have to say something."
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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Well...okay. W-H-O.
Now, let me through this freakin' door, WILL YA???!!!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Geez, what cabin fever does to people!!!
Got that right, Bengt! The groaners are getting groanier by each and every post.  For example...
Knock, knock
Who's there
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
For anyone running out of material this should keep this thread running 'til ridin' season.
http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/knock_knock_001.htm
Live to love, love to live.
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Yeah yeah, Keith! But don't leave me standin' outside here, ol' buddy!
KNOCK-KNOCK!!!
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Who's there, Dwight? 
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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Yeah, but it's like passing a wreck. You hate yourself for looking as you pass, but ya just can't help it. 
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Stopwatch who????? 
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
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Stopwatch you're doin' and OPEN THIS FREAKIN' DOOR, WILL YA???!!! 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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Boredom is great, Y'all swing by the BBQ Saturday at my shop.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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If you were a REAL FRIEND, you'd bring that BBQ to me!  Just sayin'. Not knockin' it. nyuk-nyuk.
And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
J. Prine
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Re: Knock-knock
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Well Erle, that location given on your profile is hard to locate on google maps bro.
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
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Re:not a Knock-knock joke but great.
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I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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And you may see me tonight
With an illegal smile
J. Prine
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Re:not a Knock-knock joke but great.
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He must of come out swinging that Round House Kick of his!! 
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