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A couple of years ago I could get away with telling my stepdaughter that the grey in my whiskers was 'cause I dyed it like that
Now she is 8 1/2 and sharp as a knife and doesn't fall for it. She knows I'm an old fart




I must have like 100 grey hairs now, they are becoming noticeable

Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.