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I was called but they didn't pick me. I wore a black leather jacket,
sunglasses, battleaxe earring & carried my helmet. I also kind
of forgot to shave for 4 days. Premptory challenge...




In some jurisdictions you would have ended up being the jury foreman.


Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. H. L. Mencken