Said friend is from East Tennessee but that's not far enough away to dull the pain.
She's not prone to following through on much so it's unlikely to happen (dammit). I do have this vision of her buying it, riding over to show it off, pulling into my gravel driveway and...then...there she is...facing the wrong way in a gravel driveway on a 726lb motorcycle. I'm damn sure not gonna turn it around for her.
