Hey guys, besides my earlier suggestion that Congress should make placing pancakes on the heads of bunnies illegal, I've just thought of ANOTHER thing those folks sittin' on their keesters there in Washington D.C. ought'a get right on before they tackle the subject of our tax codes.
And THAT would be that they ALSO make it illegal(with a fine of 50 percent of whatever a singer makes in a year) for any singer to throw in more than two short shots of that coloratura crap while singing our national anthem before any sporting events. AND, maybe make it a fine of 75% of their yearly income IF they succumb to the temptation to do that crap before the freakin' Super Bowl!!!
(...'cause I don't know about YOU, but I'm pretty darn tired of watchin' and hearin' these people tryin' to "impress us" with their vocal range before I settle back to watch a game...yep, JUST sing the freakin' SONG, you freakin' DIVAS!!!)
