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Oh, by the way 1 outta 4 "tax returns" will be audited this year.





Uh...not.



According to the IRS website "about 1.1% of tax returns can expect to be audited in 2012."




that's almost 25%, right?



Well, "not exactly", Dave.

BUT, did you know that only .0000000012 percent of all the bunnies in the world have a pancake on their head???


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)