Hmmmm, ya know Bill, what with this here "salad" talk AND your ordering of just a "large" T-shirt, I'm guessin' you've lost even more weight since even last year's rally, and of which compared to the first SWTF you were a whole lot slimmer than then.
(...and so I hope you know that if keeps up, you MAY have to end up changin' your handle around here from "bigbill" to just "tallbill"!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)