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Stacka, how about adding some Aussie Scotch to your kit...is there such a thing??? I'm looking forward to meeting you in Westby Bro.




No scotch made here but lots of Rum due to our convict heritage and who knows how many acres of sugar cane.






I'm sure you've heard this one before Stacka, but maybe somebody here hasn't yet....

Australian Customs Official at the Sydney Airport: "Sir, before I allow you into our country, I have to ask you if you've ever been convicted of any crimes in England?"

British Tourist: "Wow! I didn't know that that was still a requirement to get into your country, sir!"

(...yeah, it's an oldie but still a goodie, eh Stacka ol' buddy?!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)