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We didn't use bleach but rather, used motor oil (cars). Man did those tires SMOKE! It was the coolest thing to us, yet for some reason failed to impress the girlfriends.




Yeah Keith, but THAT was how you could always tell your girlfriend was really "The One", 'cause she liked watchin' this sorta thing TOO!



Thus explaining why I'm single.





Also explains the KICK A$$ MANCAVE


Mal: "Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun?{ref, Jayne} Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really, it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting."