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...if you owned a BMW Auto in the late 70s or 80s,

Does a 1990 count?
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ever wore deck shoes, khaki slacks, Polo knit

Damn... or ever bought anything from LL Bean,

Nope, Eddie Bauer!
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you sir are or were a yuppie.

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!

SFC, US Army (Ret)