A clean one:
"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space."

And one...not so much:
"I told ju not to ****** with me and look at ju now.
Ju ******ing dead!"

Steelheart- '03 Speedmaster Black/Yellow The Hayabusa Killa 16" Shorties/140 mains/Airbox drilled Procom CDI "There is no cure for Celibacy. But we can treat the symptoms."