You should get you a big foot costume and put it in your bags for a fun occasion were you can pass them then hide in the woods. As they come near jump out and scare the crap out of em.

I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe