LOL! Good one Greybeard! I like that!
We have a group of bicycle riders here called critical mass who I believe ride bicycles because they fail anger management and had driver licenses taken away. I even had one take the pump off their bike as they heard me comming up behind and swerved over to the fast lane where I was going around just to take a swing at me. Grrr!
Still the annual naked bike ride is the topper around here. I swear some of those people don't do anything else active all year, and then choose to ride throughout Portland in their birthday suits. Spandex is FAR preferred to that!
