So, "Frank D'Angelo III" is your REAL name, huh?!

Well, if ya ask ME, that name sounds like ya might be some kinda Commie or Nazi or somethin'!!!



(...now do ya get why we don't talk politics around here, Frank?!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)