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Well, my name is really Bob. But, my poor old dumb mother, bless her soul, never could spell worth a hoot despite being a teacher. Whenever she wrote me a letter, she wrote, Dear Bob (spelled B-0-0-b).
She really did.




Mom might be smarter than you are giving her credit for


It's not speeding till you get pulled over.
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