I'm just practicing for when I'm old. I'm gonna look for an apartment on a busy street so I can yell at the cars to slow down, and yell at yutes. "Hey! Cut your hair, pull your pants up, and get a job you lazy bum!"

I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago. Edgar Allan Poe