Quote: I having the last name Newton have been called Newt or cookie all my life and when i signed up here i decided Newt would be best since lonesome dove i have used Newt more than cookie hahahahahaha
Now explain why your first name is "Myke" instead of "Mike."
Yeah "Myke"! I mean it's not like you're from that little island off the coast of Europe where they misspell the word "tire" all the time too, ya know!!!
(...yep, and here all this time I always thought you were a good ol' American boy, newt!!!)
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)