I'm old for my profession: I'm a band roadie. Most kids these days call themselves techs...at 60 I call it what it is. I tour the country and set up band gear for concerts, ergo I am a roadie. The average age of the company I work with is 35 or so, I'm 60 this year, ergo I am old.
oldroadie

btw mikemm03's last name begins with M and I suspect his middle does too and that's an 03 America he's riding fast and well :-)

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