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Brother in law peeled the Poster Boy for Face Protection off a lamp post after he crashed his bike. He is a fire fighter in Fredericton (which is down east) his crew was first on the screen. None of the witnesses could explain why he all of a sudden veered off the road. It was not until they got him to the hospital they found a hummingbird lodged in his throat.



That was just on an episode of "100 Gazillion Ways To Die" (or whatever number it is) except it was a partying blonde standing up in the sunroof of her limo.