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Well welcome aboard. Just remember to keep your fingers away from Pete's mouth he aint had nothing to eat in a week cept prison food, some greezy ole horse meat, and a third of a gopher.
Now what am I gonna have for lunch? I was gonna eat that horse tomorrow!
Eeh! Why don't ya just import a few Voles over from England, Ian?! With Marty here, we've got another connection over there now, ya know!
(...and I hear Vole is MUCH better tastin' than any ol' domestically grown Gopher!...yep, word is Voles have MUCH more white-meat than Gophers do...Yummmm!)
Where I grew up people really did eat ground hog.
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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