Man! I gotta say you East Coast dudes can be real Downers sometimes, man! I mean first you dudes get like all bent outta shape because of some little bitty earthquake, and now THIS?!

Dudes, I say look on the bright side here, why dontcha?!

COWABUNGA!!! SURF'S UP!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h70ElpTQejc

(...all kiddin' aside, I hope you folks back there get through this okay!)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)