Well, I guess you guys didn't know that our very own Chad here actually moonlights as a caped crusader down there in Houston on his off-hours...and thus the very reason that that large Texas city's crime rate is so darn low and remains the paramount example of righteousness in "God's Country"!!!
His motto: "I AM Locopony: The Triumph-riding Avenger of the Night"!
(...sorry Chad, but the truth was bound to come to light eventually, ya know!...and besides, IF you would've put me on your payroll along with that manservant of yours, I would've NEVER let this cat outta the bag like this, ya know!!!!)
