Ian, I'm gonna give this ONE MORE freakin' shot at TRYIN' to get you to understand the LOGIC here, dude!

Ya see, EVEN the freakin' cagers holding a freakin' cellphone up to their freakin' numskull ears while DEAD STOPPED and LINED UP behind all the OTHER freakin' cagers at a freakin' red light DO NOT present a freakin' DANGER to you as a motorcyclist while you'e ridin' up BETWEEN 'EM at WALKING speed....ESPECIALLY out there in "The People's Repubic" of California where the vast majority of cagers KNOW and ACCEPT this practice.

(...and UNLIKE back were YOU live, which is evidently FULL of "Rugged Individualists" who apparently believe it to be their freakin' duty to stop a rider from doin' this because of some freakin' EGO problem!!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)