I actually agree with you on most of those choices. Maybe not in that order and i for sure agree with Guiness being a gut buster. Ever had Fat Tire? I drank a 32oz once and it was like eating a full steak and tater meal. The Bud Lime is tasty, but usually if i want lime i go for a Margarita, (on the rocks, go down faster w/o the brain freeze)