Here in Taiwan, while enjoying a cool drink in the parking lot of a 7-11, a dweeb comes around with his girlfriend, and stick a big ass snoopy magnet on the tank of his bike. We were sitting a little far away and we heard the "clunk" it did on the tank.....
My buddy jumped to his feet, went over his bike and started insulting the young ****** and saying you don't touch someone else's bike! He's pretty fluent in Chinese, so the guy got the message alright! He left with its tail under him... dragging the GF along.
But as far as hitting someone here, you have to be REAL careful... Trouble is that in Asia, there's no such thing as a fair fight.
Hit someone and he will come back later with 25 of his best buddies, armed with baseball bats and the works!
A few times I had to calm my nerves because some local dweeb in its jacked-up-sports-style-led-lit toyota tercel or the next popular brand, Mitsubushi, were swerving around me, simulating them hitting me while riding, just trying to impress their GF sitting next to them.
Good thing the wife is usually sitting behind me and hushes me to stay cool..... I would've been in trouble long ago!
