Thanks Kent for the excellent write up.
Now Benny - I really want to know how come Kent is in bed, out-to-the-count, but fully clothed including leather vest while he is also photographed not long before (or later) judging by his similar disadvantaged state, but this time wearing only his thermals while doing a lap dance for Benny ???
Benny - did you dress him again and put him to bed so he wouldn't suspect you taking advantage of his reduced capacity?? Or did you coax him out of bed and undress him for the show?? Was there also pole dancing? I knew I should have packed a deck of cards.
Kent: I warned you that Karioke is the entertainment of Satan. It starts with a little murdering of melody and before you know it you're owned by a hairy biker with a taste for merino thermals.
And to both Terry and Benny: What happened to the rule "What happens on the ride stays on the ride"? Or did that become shortened to "A ride for a ride"?
Terry: Who's been a bad boy! Santa is just gonna crap down your chimney lad.
