well, ive got all you lads and lassies beat lawyer NO brainsurgeon NO aircraft engineer NO systems analyst NO banker NO (i said banker you dyslexic tit) i,m wots known in the trade as a DITCHDIGGER a plane old labourer, for a waterworks dept of a local municipality. yes thats right im the lazy fat btasrad who closes your roads down to one lane (during rush hour, )and stands (leaning on a shovel)looking into a hole with three other guys . im married (to the ol )have three kids (one of each). a dog a cat a rabbit and a rhino called percy. actually ive got 2 kids a 20 yo( ma wee lassie) and 17 yo (ma big laddie )we also look after two downsyndrome lads , who are great fun . the ol is my highschool sweet heart 28yrs together 21 married. ride the bike every chance i get ,hunt twice a year and fish every other chance i get. and well truth be told we put down percy cause he liked to use the cats litter box unfortunatley while the cat was using it .